When life gives you lemons

If life was easy, it wouldn't be half as enjoyable

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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beallmysinsrememberd:

jon-snow:

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

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Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

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quotelounge:

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7ommy:

lachrymosa:

princessmoran:

my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”

Difficulty level: Silent with no vibrate

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realizes:

everything ♥

realizes:

everything ♥

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