when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses
i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father
that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.
and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
Difficulty level: Silent with no vibrate